A Bizarre Run Tier List

This A Bizarre Run tier list is an editorial page, not a measurement. No public source prints damage or cooldown numbers. The community move pages leave those fields as question marks. The ranks come from reading five lists published from November 7 to November 9, 2026, then checking them against the November 8 patch notes. Race and PvP stay in separate boards because Destructoid is the only list that already splits them, and the patch notes hit ranged tools and melee tools differently.

Standless is the kit everyone starts with. No list ranks it, so Standless stays off the board. Sandman's Fandom page still says Pre-Release, and the update log never gives him a clean ship date, but Destructoid, the horses page, and the code wiki all treat him as a Stand you can bring into a race. The exact day he became available is Unknown. Horse traits are a separate system, and the pages that mention them say traits are not available yet. A fast horse helps every Stand, including Sandman, who runs on foot while your horse stats still apply.

The comparison table is the whole argument. Star Platinum, Tusk Act 1, Sandman, and D4C sit high on most boards. The Sun is last on every board we opened. Mr. President is next to the bottom for racing and tied for last in PvP. Spin is the loud disagreement: Destructoid puts it in S for both race and PvP, and the other lists park it in A. Spin stays A for the race and S for PvP here, because the November 8 notes cut its awakening damage from 35 to 25 and shortened Double Throw stun from 2 seconds to 1 second, and it was still the kit Destructoid called the PvP pick.

Tusk's PvP rank is the other split. Destructoid has it in B for fighting after the ammo change. Most lists that do not separate modes still show it in S. Power Up Gaming, which does not split modes, has Tusk in A, not S. D4C is new as of November 7. Destructoid puts the race rank in B and the PvP rank in S. Boards that publish one letter put D4C in S. That is the split this page keeps: strong in fights, not an automatic race win. Destructoid also calls Oyecomova Pin Bomber. Bloxodes puts Sandman in S and also lists In A Silent Way in A, which is the same Stand under the stand's other name.

Patch Notes 1 and 2 are why a November 7 board is already stale. Tusk nail shots spend ammo and Act 1 refunds 1 shot every 5 seconds. Anubis lost some Afterimages uptime and gained Low Slash damage. D4C's Flag Slam now ragdolls, and Dimension Warp grants hyperarmor, while the counter locks movement and clones die after two M1 strings. Those notes are already in the card text above. a-bizarre-run.wiki publishes a tier page that refuses to rank and only lists moves. abizarre.run adds an Overall toggle next to Race and PvP and leaves Scary Monsters unranked. Power Up Gaming had already placed Scary Monsters in S on November 8, before that Stand was playable.